The Ginger Mumbly

If you admit to yourself that you're fat, it has advantages.  You know it's a very bad idea for a fat man with glasses to go on Big Brother.  Just before the first commercial break, there'd be the first murmurs of a disagreement with some of the other cretinous inmates.  By the time they're back from the adverts they'd have your head on a stick and be chanting "Kill the Pig."